February 2012
139 posts
I remember one time...
My mom told me, the reason why I was so goofy, was because I was trying to hide the fact that I’m fat by making myself seem funny.
Uh, no…I’m goofy, because I’m fucking awesome as shit.
To bed with me...
peace out *white girl gang sign*
I love my husband...
I really, really do.
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holyarielbatman:
hello-heather:
handprintsinmyheart:
messagefromyourheartt:
barbiebump:
If they made circumcision illegal there should would be a bunch of ugly penises in the world.
Penises are ugly whether they’re circumcised or uncircumcised. Just saying.
i think circumcised penises…
as long as they keep there dicks cleaned i agree. Some boys usually kids however can get...
what are your opinions on store brand tests??
hello-heather:
these are the two i bought. im tired of spending money on name brand ones, just to keep getting poopy results.
I’ve found that the ones from the dollar store, or 99 cent store, work better at showing you clearer results. When I was pregnant, I got 3 from the dollar store, a first response one, and the store brand one, the ones from the dollar store came out waaaaay...
soo, i guess i would be 8 weeks & 1 day today.
hello-heather:
shouldn’t the tests be darker then?
im just becoming obsessed with the fact that they’re not dark. omg.
When I was 8 weeks, which was when I found out, the test came up really faint. Get a blood test and find out for sure.
The fuck is wrong with me....
Lately, I’ve been really liking the color pink. My phone cover is pink right now…the background on my phone is pink, my shirt is pink, my coffee mug is pink…normally I’d have everything green, or black, but right now…….I want everything pink.
hello-heather:
handprintsinmyheart:
messagefromyourheartt:
barbiebump:
If they made circumcision illegal there should would be a bunch of ugly penises in the world.
Penises are ugly whether they’re circumcised or uncircumcised. Just saying.
i think circumcised penises are disgusting. im glad my husband isnt snipped.
i prefer circumcised.
There is no medical reason for a...
uhhh....really?
So, its not weird that you buy meat from the store, and you have no idea whats in it, what hormones they use on the animal, what they feed it, how they butcher the animal, if the animal was happy, if it was sick….
but its weird if I want to raise my own pig, chicken or cow, and butcher it myself for food…
Uh-Oh
I let my son have a taste of my sucker…now hes looking at me, cute as can be wanting more
Pro-Life should be changed to Anti-Choice
That’s really what its about.
I dislike Lana Del Rey.
I think her music is boring, and her voice drones on forever.
Just an opinion. I don’t see what the hub bub is about.
I feel better...
Hubs and I talked it out.
Thats one thing you got to have in a marriage, communi-fucking-cation.
We talked, figured out, that we’re just stressed, and I did kinda wake him up rudely, and I made him breakfast, I showered, and its all good.
Now I’m sipping on some homemade tea, some of which was plucked from the front garden. Mint, lime, walnut, black tea. Delicious.
Venting...
Man, Saul’s been irritating the shit out of me lately.
Watch Eli, don’t let him hit his head.
Hes a boy, who is quite whobbly…hes gonna fucking hit his head. Yesterday he fell backward while sitting, which he normally just gets up like nothing happened, but when hes grumpy, he’ll cry because hes being a baby, and he was all, you’re gonna make him retarded. Um,...
Make your own damn breakfast then, grumpy butt...
I was going to make Egg toast and bacon, when my son woke up, and I told the hubs that…but nooooo…. mofo wants to sleep, and he was grumpy about it…
So, now hes breakfast-less, and I’m irritated.
He asked for it.
The people at the DMV are a different breed of people. I have never known anyone that works there, I have never known anyone who knows anyone that works there. Its like they have no friends or family, and are created just to work at the DMV..
And where I live…everyone that works at the DMV is a bitch. They make up excuses just so they don’t have to help you, and they’re rude...